No seriously, what is going on here, I'm so confused.
Why doesn't this open up? Is this a riddle? Is there even any code here?
Why do people keep talking about the Shogun? Why is he in the Alchemy Mini Sim? Is there a refrance I'm missing?
Oh god. What if this is just JR trolling us? Does this even do anything? What if there ARE no secrets?
Or worse. What if there are no secrets YET.